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released August 5, 2016

ONE DAY SIKES ASKED TRASH BAG TO DO A SPLIT
TRASH BAG SAID “OKAY”
TRASH BAG (AKA MAX, TYLER & LAUREN) WROTE 3½ SONGS
MATT VERY RECORDED THEM @ VERY TIGHT RECORDINGS
MATT VERY SENT THOSE RECORDINGS TO SIKES
SIKES SAMPLED ALL OF THOSE SONGS
SIKES MADE 3½ SONGS USING ONLY THOSE SAMPLES
MATT VERY RECORDED SIKES’ VOCALS @ VERY TIGHT RECORDINGS
TRASH BAG AND SIKES HUGGED
MATT VERY WATCHED AND THEN MASTERED THE SONGS
EVERYONE MOSHED - THE END

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Track Name: Trash Bag - Toxic Wasted
CAN’T GET DRUNK ANYMORE - I NEED SOMETHING MORE
FOUND A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE - I SURE LIKE THE TASTE
SUDDENLY I FEEL ALIVE - RADIOACTIVE HIGH
I STUFF MY FACE WITH TOXIC WASTE AND NOW I’M TOXIC WASTED

TOXIC WASTED - HOBOS FUCK OFF
TOXIC WASTED - SURE BEATS WHISKEY
TOXIC WASTED - FEELIN’ FRISKY
TOXIC WASTED

I GREW SCALES AND MY TONGUE GOT LONG - THINK I’M GETTING STRONG
TOXIC WASTE MAKES ME FEEL GREAT BUT NOW I AM A LIZARD
SOCIETY DOESN’T WANT ME ANYMORE - MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE
I CAN’T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE
THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYES - I GUESS THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO
I’M GETTING TOXIC WASTED TONIGHT

TOXIC WASTED - HOBOS FUCK OFF
TOXIC WASTED - SURE BEATS WHISKEY
TOXIC WASTED - FEELIN’ FRISKY
TOXIC WASTED
Track Name: Sikes - Feed Me
I HAVE AN INTEREST IN LOSING INTERESTS
SUCK IN THE CELLOPHANE - I’M CHECKING OFF MY WISH LIST
GOT 99 WAYS TO DIE
AND THIS MICROPHONE IS ALL THAT’S REALLY KEEPING ME ALIVE
UMMM - I BUMPED A CURB AND NOW I’M TRIPPING
I’M IN THE AIR - YEAH - WATCH ME FLOAT
DOVE OF A CLIFF AND NOW I’M FLIPPING
I HIT THE GROUND - WATCH ME EXPLODE

I’M A FUCK UP WHO’S ALWAYS FUCKED UP
INHALE SOME GASOLINE UNTIL MY EYES ARE SEALED SHUT
I GOT 99 CENTS ON MY BANK CARD
LIVING LIKE A BUM JUST TO BURNOUT LIKE A ROCKSTAR
UMMM - I RUBBED A LAMP AND NOW I’M WISHING
FOR A PALACE MADE OF SOLID GOLD
I AIN’T A PROPHET BUT I’VE SEEN SOME VISIONS
THERE AIN’T A POWER THAT CAN SAVE MY SOUL

SO GIMME THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B
MORE BLOOD - I NEED THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B
MORE BLOOD - FEED ME

I GOT A PROBLEM WITH HAVING PROBLEMS
YOU KNOW A THERAPIST? I THINK THAT I SHOULD CALL THEM
GOT A COUPLE THOUSAND FRIENDS IN MY PHONE
BUT WHEN SHIT GETS REAL I’M ALWAYS FIGHTING IT ALONE
UMMM - IF THERE’S A HEAVEN I'MA GO TO HELL
BUT ITS OKAY CUZ REALLY WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?
ANOTHER BOTTLE? - WELL I MIGHT AS WELL
TO KEEP THE KEEP THE REAL WORLD AT A SAFER DISTANCE

I’VE BEEN CALLING TO FIND MY CALLING
BUT THIS ENGINE IN MY SKULL KEEPS STALLING
GOT A COUPLE THOUSAND THINGS ON MY LIST
LEFT TO DO BEFORE I DIE - I’M IN IT WAY TOO DEEP TO QUIT
UMMM - I PLUGGED IT IN AND NOW MY BODY'S TWITCHING
I FEEL THE RHYTHM - YEAH - I’VE GOT THE BEAT
I’M IN AND OUT - I FEEL MY BODY SLIPPING
THERE AIN’T NO WAY YOU’LL KNOCK ME OFF MY FEET

SO GIMME THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B
MORE BLOOD - I NEED THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B
MORE BLOOD - FEED ME
Track Name: Trash Bag - Darth Bathroom
I CAN’T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH BUT I NEED TO PISS
SMELLS LIKE THERE’S A TOILET BUT I’M GONNA MISS
HELP ME DARTH BATHROOM - I CAN’T SEE

DARTH BATHROOM GUIDE MY STREAM - I REALLY NEED TO PEE
IF YOU WON’T HELP ME SEE THIS WILL BE THE END OF ME

TOILET WATER SURGING - DARTH BATHROOM EMERGING
MY PISS ON THE FLOOR HAS OPENED THE DOOR
DARTH BATHROOM IS HERE SO GET HIM A BEER

DARTH BATHROOM PUKED ON MY FLOOR AND KICKED A HOLE IN MY DOOR
DARTH BATHROOM SMOKED ALL MY WEED
I WISH I NEVER PEED
Track Name: Sikes - Bits
I AM THE BIG BAD WOLF - I AM A BIG BAD WOLF

LITTLE BIT OF POISON - LITTLE BIT OF GOLD
LITTLE BIT OF DRIBBLE - ‘BOUT TO NIBBLE ON SOME SOULS
FEELING KINDA HUNGRY - ALWAYS DEALING WITH THE MUNCHIES
BOUT TO JUMP OFF LIKE A BUNGEE - YO, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE TOLD
LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR - LITTLE BIT OF SPICE
LITTLE BIT OF BOOGERS I'VE BEEN FLICKING LEFT AND RIGHT
FEELING LIKE A GIANT - ALL THAT "GOD" SHIT - I DON'T BUY IT
AND I HATE TO KEEP IT QUIET SO I'M PULLING OUT THE KNIVES

MAKE A LITTLE SLICE - DRAW A LITTLE BLOOD
ROLL A COUPLE DICE - SNAKE EYES IN THE MUD
VENOM IN MY FANGS - ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
GOT DINNER ON MY BRAIN AND A TARGET IN MY SIGHT

PLAYING POSSUM UNDER THE SHEETS
I'M A BIG BAD WOLF WITH BITS OF GRANDMA IN MY TEETH
I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - OH, I’M A BIG BAD WOLF

LITTLE BIT OF BITTER - LITTLE BIT OF SWEET
LITTLE BIT OF VIOLENCE WHEN I'M IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS
FEELING KINDA NAUGHTY ALWAYS JUGGLING A BODY
WHILE MY MOUTH IS PLAYING POTTY AND I'M GARGLING THE STREAMS
LITTLE BIT OF TOO MUCH - LITTLE BIT OF DRUGS
LITTLE BIT OF BLURRY EYES FUZZY FROM THE BUZZ
FEELING LIKE THE DANGER HASN'T EVER BEEN A STRANGER
TO MY PSYCHOPATH BEHAVIOR BUT WHOEVER SAID IT WAS

DON'T MAKE A MOVE - DON'T MAKE A SOUND
HOME IS WHERE I LAY - SIX FEET UNDERGROUND
TALK IS CHEAP - ACTIONS SPEAK
SAW THE DEVIL IN MY DREAMS AND KISSED HER ON THE FUCKING CHEEK

AND SHIT WAS LIKE...

IN A NIGHTGOWN PLAYING POSSUM UNDER THE SHEETS
I'M A BIG BAD WOLF WITH BITS OF GRANDMA IN MY TEETH
I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - OH, I AM A BIG BAD WOLF

DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE
HONESTY HAS NEVER REALLY FIT ME LIKE A GLOVE

AND I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - YEAH, I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF
Track Name: Trash Bag - Death Race 2001
GOING REALLY FAST - DRIVING IN MY CAR
GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE IT'S A DEATH RACE
IN MY GIMP SUIT - JUST TO HIDE MY SCARS
DAVID CARRADINE GOT THE BEST FACE
MR. PRESIDENT LOVES ME SO MUCH - HE'S A VERY LARGE BAKED POTATO
SAYS HE'S NOT A SCHMUCK, BUT HE FUCKIN SUCKS - YOU'RE GONNA DIE JOE VITERBO

YOU'RE GETTING BATTERED
YOU'RE GETTING SHATTERED
YOU'RE GETTING CREAMED
YOU'RE GETTING REAMED

EVERYBODY'S DYING - VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE
TRANS-CONTINENTAL ROAD RAPE
MY BLOODLUST IS FADING BUT I GOT MY HAND GRENADE AND NATIVE AMERICAN KNOW-HOW
RUNNING OVER BABIES - HOPE IT'S NOT A BOMB - OH GOD DAMMIT IT'S A BOMB

YOU'RE GETTING BATTERED
YOU'RE GETTING SHATTERED
YOU'RE GETTING CREAMED
YOU'RE GETTING REAMED
Track Name: Sikes - Think Twice
ONE SHOT - ONE KILL
SHARPSHOOTER RECRUITER - MY AIM IS TOO REAL
I'M MICKEY MOUSE AND RONDA ROUSE AND SPLATTERHOUSE
STUFFED UP IN A MUFFIN - NO BLUFFIN - I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
SO SICK - I'M ROLLIN MAGGOTS IN A SWISHER
LIGHT IT UP AND TAKE A HIT THEN VOMIT UP A PRETTY PICTURE
THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT
LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT

I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE...

BREATHE - OUT - BREATHE - IN
LIFE IS A BLISTER - MY WORDS ARE SCISSORS - IT'S TIME TO DIG
I'M BLACK AND WHITE AND WRONG AND RIGHT AND DAY AND NIGHT
WIRED LIKE A LIGHTER - ALL FIRE - YEAH, I WAS BORN TO FIGHT
I’M SICK - ROLL MY THUMB OFF OF A BIC
DEEPTHROAT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AND NOW I’M LIT
THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT
LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT

I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE
BUT IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO GET AWAY WITH IT
I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE

ONE SHOT - ONE KILL
I GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE - WINNING - I ALWAYS WILL
I'M ROCKY 4 AND CANDY CORN AND BONDAGE PORN
MIXED UP IN A BLENDER - I'M TENDER AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE
HALF HUMAN - HALF I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
SIPPIN’ ON SOME BATTERY ACID FROM A SOLO CUP
THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT
LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT

I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE
BUT IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO GET AWAY WITH IT
I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE
Track Name: Trash Bag / Sikes - Jurassic Barf
WE’RE HERE - WHERE IS THE BEER?
I SAID TO BUY AN EXTRA CASE - I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR
OH SHIT - OH NO
CAN’T GO NOW - THE STORE JUST CLOSED
WE GOTTA GO - BACK TO THE PAST
WE NEED A TIME MACHINE - WE NEED IT REALLY FAST
OK - HERE YOU GO
I THINK IT MIGHT WORK - I DON’T KNOW


I GOT A COUPLE SCREWDRIVERS
I FOUND A RUSTY PAIR OF PLIERS
I THINK WE NEED MORE WOOD
OKAY THAT LOOKS GOOD

LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL

WE’RE HERE - BACK IN THE PAST
BUT I DON’T REMEMBER ALL OF THIS GRASS
WHAT YEAR IS THIS? - I’M NOT SURE
THERE’S A DINOSAUR (DI-NO-SORE) WHERE THERE USED TO BE A FUCKING BEER STORE
GODDAMMIT - IT WONT START
STUPID TIME MACHINE FELL APART
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? I DON'T KNOW
IF WE'RE STUCK HERE THAT WOULD REALLY BLOW

I FOUND A COUPLE TREE BRANCHES
THAT SHOULD FIX THE DAMAGE
I THINK WE NEED MORE BONES
I JUST WANNA GO HOME

LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL
LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL

WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE ARE WE NOW?
WE WENT TOO FAR - I DON’T KNOW HOW
WE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO THE BAR
THERE’S A FLYING CAR WHERE THERE USED TO BE A DINOSAUR
YOU KNOW WHAT? THE FUTURE LOOKS SWELL
THAT DAMN TIME MACHINE CAN GO TO HELL
FUCK THIS - I GIVE UP
LET’S FIND SOME ROBOTS AND GO GET DRUNKKKKKKKKKKK