Split, by TRASH BAG / SIKES

Split

by TRASH BAG / SIKES

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1.	Trash Bag - Toxic Wasted 02:10	lyrics
CAN’T GET DRUNK ANYMORE - I NEED SOMETHING MORE FOUND A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE - I SURE LIKE THE TASTE SUDDENLY I FEEL ALIVE - RADIOACTIVE HIGH I STUFF MY FACE WITH TOXIC WASTE AND NOW I’M TOXIC WASTED TOXIC WASTED - HOBOS FUCK OFF TOXIC WASTED - SURE BEATS WHISKEY TOXIC WASTED - FEELIN’ FRISKY TOXIC WASTED I GREW SCALES AND MY TONGUE GOT LONG - THINK I’M GETTING STRONG TOXIC WASTE MAKES ME FEEL GREAT BUT NOW I AM A LIZARD SOCIETY DOESN’T WANT ME ANYMORE - MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE I CAN’T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYES - I GUESS THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO I’M GETTING TOXIC WASTED TONIGHT TOXIC WASTED - HOBOS FUCK OFF TOXIC WASTED - SURE BEATS WHISKEY TOXIC WASTED - FEELIN’ FRISKY TOXIC WASTED
2.	Sikes - Feed Me 02:35	lyrics
I HAVE AN INTEREST IN LOSING INTERESTS SUCK IN THE CELLOPHANE - I’M CHECKING OFF MY WISH LIST GOT 99 WAYS TO DIE AND THIS MICROPHONE IS ALL THAT’S REALLY KEEPING ME ALIVE UMMM - I BUMPED A CURB AND NOW I’M TRIPPING I’M IN THE AIR - YEAH - WATCH ME FLOAT DOVE OF A CLIFF AND NOW I’M FLIPPING I HIT THE GROUND - WATCH ME EXPLODE I’M A FUCK UP WHO’S ALWAYS FUCKED UP INHALE SOME GASOLINE UNTIL MY EYES ARE SEALED SHUT I GOT 99 CENTS ON MY BANK CARD LIVING LIKE A BUM JUST TO BURNOUT LIKE A ROCKSTAR UMMM - I RUBBED A LAMP AND NOW I’M WISHING FOR A PALACE MADE OF SOLID GOLD I AIN’T A PROPHET BUT I’VE SEEN SOME VISIONS THERE AIN’T A POWER THAT CAN SAVE MY SOUL SO GIMME THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B MORE BLOOD - I NEED THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B MORE BLOOD - FEED ME I GOT A PROBLEM WITH HAVING PROBLEMS YOU KNOW A THERAPIST? I THINK THAT I SHOULD CALL THEM GOT A COUPLE THOUSAND FRIENDS IN MY PHONE BUT WHEN SHIT GETS REAL I’M ALWAYS FIGHTING IT ALONE UMMM - IF THERE’S A HEAVEN I'MA GO TO HELL BUT ITS OKAY CUZ REALLY WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE? ANOTHER BOTTLE? - WELL I MIGHT AS WELL TO KEEP THE KEEP THE REAL WORLD AT A SAFER DISTANCE I’VE BEEN CALLING TO FIND MY CALLING BUT THIS ENGINE IN MY SKULL KEEPS STALLING GOT A COUPLE THOUSAND THINGS ON MY LIST LEFT TO DO BEFORE I DIE - I’M IN IT WAY TOO DEEP TO QUIT UMMM - I PLUGGED IT IN AND NOW MY BODY'S TWITCHING I FEEL THE RHYTHM - YEAH - I’VE GOT THE BEAT I’M IN AND OUT - I FEEL MY BODY SLIPPING THERE AIN’T NO WAY YOU’LL KNOCK ME OFF MY FEET SO GIMME THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B MORE BLOOD - I NEED THAT A, B, A, C, A, B, B MORE BLOOD - FEED ME
3.	Trash Bag - Darth Bathroom 02:11	lyrics
I CAN’T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH BUT I NEED TO PISS SMELLS LIKE THERE’S A TOILET BUT I’M GONNA MISS HELP ME DARTH BATHROOM - I CAN’T SEE DARTH BATHROOM GUIDE MY STREAM - I REALLY NEED TO PEE IF YOU WON’T HELP ME SEE THIS WILL BE THE END OF ME TOILET WATER SURGING - DARTH BATHROOM EMERGING MY PISS ON THE FLOOR HAS OPENED THE DOOR DARTH BATHROOM IS HERE SO GET HIM A BEER DARTH BATHROOM PUKED ON MY FLOOR AND KICKED A HOLE IN MY DOOR DARTH BATHROOM SMOKED ALL MY WEED I WISH I NEVER PEED
4.	Sikes - Bits 02:51	lyrics
I AM THE BIG BAD WOLF - I AM A BIG BAD WOLF LITTLE BIT OF POISON - LITTLE BIT OF GOLD LITTLE BIT OF DRIBBLE - ‘BOUT TO NIBBLE ON SOME SOULS FEELING KINDA HUNGRY - ALWAYS DEALING WITH THE MUNCHIES BOUT TO JUMP OFF LIKE A BUNGEE - YO, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE TOLD LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR - LITTLE BIT OF SPICE LITTLE BIT OF BOOGERS I'VE BEEN FLICKING LEFT AND RIGHT FEELING LIKE A GIANT - ALL THAT "GOD" SHIT - I DON'T BUY IT AND I HATE TO KEEP IT QUIET SO I'M PULLING OUT THE KNIVES MAKE A LITTLE SLICE - DRAW A LITTLE BLOOD ROLL A COUPLE DICE - SNAKE EYES IN THE MUD VENOM IN MY FANGS - ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT GOT DINNER ON MY BRAIN AND A TARGET IN MY SIGHT PLAYING POSSUM UNDER THE SHEETS I'M A BIG BAD WOLF WITH BITS OF GRANDMA IN MY TEETH I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - OH, I’M A BIG BAD WOLF LITTLE BIT OF BITTER - LITTLE BIT OF SWEET LITTLE BIT OF VIOLENCE WHEN I'M IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS FEELING KINDA NAUGHTY ALWAYS JUGGLING A BODY WHILE MY MOUTH IS PLAYING POTTY AND I'M GARGLING THE STREAMS LITTLE BIT OF TOO MUCH - LITTLE BIT OF DRUGS LITTLE BIT OF BLURRY EYES FUZZY FROM THE BUZZ FEELING LIKE THE DANGER HASN'T EVER BEEN A STRANGER TO MY PSYCHOPATH BEHAVIOR BUT WHOEVER SAID IT WAS DON'T MAKE A MOVE - DON'T MAKE A SOUND HOME IS WHERE I LAY - SIX FEET UNDERGROUND TALK IS CHEAP - ACTIONS SPEAK SAW THE DEVIL IN MY DREAMS AND KISSED HER ON THE FUCKING CHEEK AND SHIT WAS LIKE... IN A NIGHTGOWN PLAYING POSSUM UNDER THE SHEETS I'M A BIG BAD WOLF WITH BITS OF GRANDMA IN MY TEETH I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - OH, I AM A BIG BAD WOLF DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE DO A LITTLE DANCE - MAKE A LITTLE LOVE HONESTY HAS NEVER REALLY FIT ME LIKE A GLOVE AND I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF - YEAH, I’M THE BIG BAD WOLF
5.	Trash Bag - Death Race 2001 01:55	lyrics
GOING REALLY FAST - DRIVING IN MY CAR GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE IT'S A DEATH RACE IN MY GIMP SUIT - JUST TO HIDE MY SCARS DAVID CARRADINE GOT THE BEST FACE MR. PRESIDENT LOVES ME SO MUCH - HE'S A VERY LARGE BAKED POTATO SAYS HE'S NOT A SCHMUCK, BUT HE FUCKIN SUCKS - YOU'RE GONNA DIE JOE VITERBO YOU'RE GETTING BATTERED YOU'RE GETTING SHATTERED YOU'RE GETTING CREAMED YOU'RE GETTING REAMED EVERYBODY'S DYING - VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE TRANS-CONTINENTAL ROAD RAPE MY BLOODLUST IS FADING BUT I GOT MY HAND GRENADE AND NATIVE AMERICAN KNOW-HOW RUNNING OVER BABIES - HOPE IT'S NOT A BOMB - OH GOD DAMMIT IT'S A BOMB YOU'RE GETTING BATTERED YOU'RE GETTING SHATTERED YOU'RE GETTING CREAMED YOU'RE GETTING REAMED
6.	Sikes - Think Twice 02:32	lyrics
ONE SHOT - ONE KILL SHARPSHOOTER RECRUITER - MY AIM IS TOO REAL I'M MICKEY MOUSE AND RONDA ROUSE AND SPLATTERHOUSE STUFFED UP IN A MUFFIN - NO BLUFFIN - I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH SO SICK - I'M ROLLIN MAGGOTS IN A SWISHER LIGHT IT UP AND TAKE A HIT THEN VOMIT UP A PRETTY PICTURE THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE... BREATHE - OUT - BREATHE - IN LIFE IS A BLISTER - MY WORDS ARE SCISSORS - IT'S TIME TO DIG I'M BLACK AND WHITE AND WRONG AND RIGHT AND DAY AND NIGHT WIRED LIKE A LIGHTER - ALL FIRE - YEAH, I WAS BORN TO FIGHT I’M SICK - ROLL MY THUMB OFF OF A BIC DEEPTHROAT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AND NOW I’M LIT THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE BUT IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO GET AWAY WITH IT I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ONE SHOT - ONE KILL I GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE - WINNING - I ALWAYS WILL I'M ROCKY 4 AND CANDY CORN AND BONDAGE PORN MIXED UP IN A BLENDER - I'M TENDER AND ROTTEN TO THE CORE HALF HUMAN - HALF I DON'T GIVE A FUCK SIPPIN’ ON SOME BATTERY ACID FROM A SOLO CUP THIS WHOLE PLANET - I REALLY CAN'T STAND IT LIKE OH GODDAMMIT - OH GODDAMMIT I HAVE NEVER KILLED A MAN IN MY LIFE BUT IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO GET AWAY WITH IT I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE
7.	Trash Bag / Sikes - Jurassic Barf 02:50	lyrics
WE’RE HERE - WHERE IS THE BEER? I SAID TO BUY AN EXTRA CASE - I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR OH SHIT - OH NO CAN’T GO NOW - THE STORE JUST CLOSED WE GOTTA GO - BACK TO THE PAST WE NEED A TIME MACHINE - WE NEED IT REALLY FAST OK - HERE YOU GO I THINK IT MIGHT WORK - I DON’T KNOW I GOT A COUPLE SCREWDRIVERS I FOUND A RUSTY PAIR OF PLIERS I THINK WE NEED MORE WOOD OKAY THAT LOOKS GOOD LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL WE’RE HERE - BACK IN THE PAST BUT I DON’T REMEMBER ALL OF THIS GRASS WHAT YEAR IS THIS? - I’M NOT SURE THERE’S A DINOSAUR (DI-NO-SORE) WHERE THERE USED TO BE A FUCKING BEER STORE GODDAMMIT - IT WONT START STUPID TIME MACHINE FELL APART WHAT SHOULD WE DO? I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE STUCK HERE THAT WOULD REALLY BLOW I FOUND A COUPLE TREE BRANCHES THAT SHOULD FIX THE DAMAGE I THINK WE NEED MORE BONES I JUST WANNA GO HOME LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL LET'S GO - TIME TRAVEL WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE ARE WE NOW? WE WENT TOO FAR - I DON’T KNOW HOW WE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO THE BAR THERE’S A FLYING CAR WHERE THERE USED TO BE A DINOSAUR YOU KNOW WHAT? THE FUTURE LOOKS SWELL THAT DAMN TIME MACHINE CAN GO TO HELL FUCK THIS - I GIVE UP LET’S FIND SOME ROBOTS AND GO GET DRUNKKKKKKKKKKK

credits

released August 5, 2016

ONE DAY SIKES ASKED TRASH BAG TO DO A SPLIT
TRASH BAG SAID “OKAY”
TRASH BAG (AKA MAX, TYLER & LAUREN) WROTE 3½ SONGS
MATT VERY RECORDED THEM @ VERY TIGHT RECORDINGS
MATT VERY SENT THOSE RECORDINGS TO SIKES
SIKES SAMPLED ALL OF THOSE SONGS
SIKES MADE 3½ SONGS USING ONLY THOSE SAMPLES
MATT VERY RECORDED SIKES’ VOCALS @ VERY TIGHT RECORDINGS
TRASH BAG AND SIKES HUGGED
MATT VERY WATCHED AND THEN MASTERED THE SONGS
EVERYONE MOSHED - THE END

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